Poopoo's story begins with him volunteering at a race for the handicapped. Now Poopoo had never liked helping people but the court ordered him to do twenty hours of community service for public urination. Poopoo is a gorilla who did not and does not know how to use a tiolet, so he simply went on a tree. Some people found this offensive and decided to call the police which then led to a chain of events that climaxed with Poopoo having a love affair with a nurse and Poopoo aquiring his hours of community service.

So when Poopoo went to volunteer at the race for handicapped people. He wanted to make it clear that volunteering was worth it. He spent five hours of fun with those heroes. They are truly an inspiration to us all and as Poopoo was crushing people's legs and creating more handicapped people he shed valiant tears as he saw the handicapped run past him. He realized they were not actually worthless, useless peopel and they can go faster then some fat people. Of course if the fat people are chasing cake, well then that's another story.

The race took place at a little place called Sunken Meadow. Let's just break down those two words. "Sunken" shows the way their abilities have sunken below others. The meadow expresses a beautiful landscape that these amazing people have ascended to in their minds. Together, Sunken Meadow shows achievement with great disadvantage. This "meadow" was the perfect area for these people to show off there skills. Poopoo sheds a tear everytime he thinks back to when he volunteered at this race.

Poopoo also had to volunteer at a library. The library was changing destinations over the summer so they wanted cleaner books for the repositioning. They had these really neat clorox wipes and the volunteers had the honor of using them to clean the books.

Another activity Poopoo had the honor of doing at the library was alphabetizing movies. Some of the movies were moved around by little kids so some one had to re-alphabetize them. Clearly not thinking of himself Poopoo volunteered for this grueling job. It was a tough job but somebody had to do it. 

Once Poopoo finished he realized if he ever decided to read a book he knew where to go. The library of course! Poopoo loved his experience at the library. He can now say the library is part of him. He can also say he is part of the library. In Juxtaposition, Poopoo is glad he was punished for public urination. If it wasn't for that he would have never realized how much fun volunteering could be. Poopoo plans to urinate in public many more times so he can do more community service. Poopoo considers this experience a gift from the courts.

Now, this is the story of how Poopoo decides to pursue his dream of traveling to many different places and meeting lots of people. The community service made Poopoo realize the meaning of his life: To meet lots of people. Poopoo now goes around the country (mostly the Northeast Side of the country) and tries to meet as many people as possible. He has a MySpace account and encourages people to be his friend. He likes to meet new people. And for all you lady gorillas out there, yes, Poopoo is available and easy.