Dear Mr. and Mrs. [Poopoo]:

On Thursday, December 7, [Poopoo] came on Cold Spring Harbor school grounds during the school day, did enter our school and ran through the halls and the cafeteria while students were eating lunch.
Needless to say, this performance caused upset and concern to those who viewed it and to those who learned about it in the afternoon.
After school, [Poopoo] was on our fields, at the track. Our security guards brought him to the main office.
I was absolutely shocked to see [Poopoo's] face when he removed the mask. What he did was inexcusable and because of the apprehension and upset he caused he is not welcome at the high school again. Should he enter school grounds again we shall notify the police and charge him with trespassing. An exception to this is if he is coming to vote. [Poopoo] needs to call the school first so we can alert our security personnel.
I regret that this correspondance had to take this tone because my memories of Curious George and you are very positive.

Sincerely, The Evil Assistant Principle of CSH High School

She doesn't have to worry about Poopoo coming back to vote because he doesn't vote; He's a gorilla!