The story begins one gloomy night at a farm in Wisconsin. King Kong had just finished filming his most famous movie and was looking for an escape from the high stress life that the media had brought upon him so he decided to stay at his friends barn which happens to be in Wisconsin. Now, you have to understand that King Kong is very emotional and has a tendency to rip apart and destroy people when they get into arguements with him. When King Kong was in high school he was the captain of his debate team and also the best debater in the world because no one would get out of a debate alive with him. Poopoo's personality is a mix of King Kong, his father, and Koko, his mother.

So after King Kong ripped his farmer friend to pieces he did not know what to do so he ran. He ran 'till he could run no more. When he stopped he looked up. And what did he see? His future wife of course, Koko the gorilla. King Kong had always wanted kids and when he saw Koko taking care of her kitten Kong knew she was hisdream girl. Now all he had to do was get her attention. This was easier than you think because even though Koko was the hottest gorilla on the block Kong was a movie star. For Kong, Koko wa seasier than taking candy from a baby, which he actually did take candy from a few babies when they were crying. He only did this because they were crying. He took the candy and then crushed the babies in his hands. So anyway, back to the love story between Kong and Koko. The night they met they had passionate monkey sex for six days. During this love fest Poopoo's older brother Curious George was made. Curious George went on to write a series of picture books for little children. His friend in the yellow hat was the brother of the man Kong had crushed in Wisconsin. Allowing the man in the yellow hat to be in the series of picture books was Kong's payment for killing the man's brother. After those six days Kong, Koko, and Curious George moved to Long Island to settle down. They decided to have another child that they named Poopoo.

After that everything went downhill for their family. Kong fell off the Empire State building during the filming of a remake of King Kong the movie. That was the begining of the end for the Gorilla family. Koko began working for humans and learned sign language. She still works with the humans and has not seen her children since the death of her husband Kong. Curious George sparked controversy when he told everyone that the man in the yellow hat had touched him inappropriately. The man in the yellow hat was tried and convicted of child molestation and was sentenced to ten years of taking it in the butt from a dog. He was released after three years on probation for good behavior. He and Curious George are now reunited and continue writing books together. However, there is much speculation that the man in the yellow hat still has sexual encounters with Curious George but the man and Curious George deny the allegations.

Curious George no longer speaks to Poopoo because Poopoo got a part in the movie Congo and Curious George was turned down. After Poopoo's family fell aprt Poopoo had to go out into the real world and make a name for himself. He is currently trying to become a porn star. Poopoo tries out for movies as well but he only does that so he can make a smoother transition into the porno industry. He also wants to be a model. Poopoo likes to visit different schools and meet new people. He made his name at Cold Spring Harbor High School with his first public appearance. As you can read on a different part of this site he was not welcome back to the school he went to for six years.

Poopoo enjoys flinging poop, eating poop and bananas, and meeting new people. He likes talking to people so he would appreciate it if you contacted him. Poopoo looks forward to meeting everyone. Look on this site for past appearances he has made and upcoming events. Who knows? Maybe Poopoo will be visiting your area next.